Where you’re from. Pronounce the following word: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? What do you call gym shoes? What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? What is the thing you change the TV channel with? Do you think you have an accent? Be a wizard or a vampire? End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
“I’m a vegetarian. You’re a what? I don’t eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don’t. He says he does not eat meat. What? No meat? No meat. Steak? No… Chickens! No… And what about the sausage? No, no sausage, no meat! He says he does not eat any meat. Not even sausage? I know! What is wrong with him? What is wrong with you? Nothing, I just don’t eat meat!”
“[The photographer’s task] is to describe the existing light… Chances are, if you believe the light, you’re going to believe that the things photographed existed in the world.”—Henry Wessel Jr., 1987 (via jesuisperdu)